Cabron!

Latinos used the word cabrón to describe the following: A man who cheats, has been cheated on or does something so bad against another person that he deserves the name. The word can be used to describe something positive too. (See, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cabron )

Alex Rodriguez is a cabrón.
I’m proposing that the word, cabrón, be included in the Webster’s dictionary with his picture. It would go like this:

Cabrón (noun) i.e. Alex Rodriguez (insert picture here). Man who cheats on wife perpetuating the Latino stereotype of Latin lover and messing the image of all Latino men in the US.

Just like fans of Jason Giambi were wearing fake mustache’s to support him in getting a spot on the All Star game. Latinos across the US should take the following tips to “reform” him.

I propose that Latino baseball fans that attend a Yankees game do the following to “support” the rehabilitation efforts of Alex. This should happen until the end of the season.

1) Bring inflatable dolls to the stadium and wave them every time he goes to the bat!
Hey…he is a ladies man right! Adding the name of the women he’s been with wins you a beer.

2) Wear NY Yankees hats with “cuernos” (horns)
The hat must have Alex number and embroidery saying “Alex “cabrón” Rodriguez”.

3) Bring posters with pictures of cabras (goats).
Wave them high and proud. Every time he goes to the bat everyone should yell “baaa!- baaa!”.

4) Messages in the video screen.
Please, someone who’s got money can buy a spot on the video screen at a game and every time he goes to the bat these too messages should appear:
Alex…call Dr. Phill…no seas pendejo (don’t a dummy!)
Alex, planned parenthood called…

…and before you start thinking, who am I to write these things about poor Alex…here are my credentials. I’m simply a Latino man, that due to the actions of this pendejo, will cause ignorant people to put me on the same box as a cheater, Latin lover, liar, bad husband and father.

Gracias Alex! Cabrón!