1 year in the futuro!

It’s been a year since the writer strike and no new tv shows have been produced.

The presidential election is still being decided since no one expected to have 100% voter turnout after the American people have been paying attention to the news.

Interestingly enough actors and actresses who had young children seem to have aged incredibly. Katie Holmes looks 40, has eye bags and her butt has grown large, Tom Cruise finally looks his age. Oh yes...and he finally came out of the closet. Oprah is fat again and Donald Trump said "fuck it" and finally had hair implants, the blonde afro has been copyrighted by him.

In Latino TV old novelas have resurfaced. Some in black and white and even Sabado Gigante reruns have been running. Don Francisco looks 40, no make up and is a 180 pounds ( Ricky Martin performed on his show and he had long hair).

George W. left the White House after which, breaking protocol, the white house staff started celebrating. It was overheard from latino staffers: "ya se fue ese orejon cabron!"

Gas is $5 dollars, J-Lo is pregnant again since Marc Anthony has super sperm! and JK Rowling has come up with a new book named Peter Anaya, the magical aztec chihuahua dog. Robert Rodriguez is set to direct the movie version. Children are wearing chihuahua costumes across the United States.