Caring Men Are Happier Than Traditional 'Macho' Men

Caring Men Are Happier Than Traditional 'Macho' Men, Study Suggests

ScienceDaily (Apr. 30, 2008)

My props to profesor Miguel Arciniega for getting to the root of this. Finally there is empirical evidence of something that women can point out to their men whenever they come up with some trogloditic expression. Caballeros 0r gentlemen are more caring and happy. Machistas are just a step away from having a fricking heart attack or being stabbed by their wives in their sleep.

The thing is that every man, gay or straight has some "machismo" in him. Its genetic. Add testosterone and the fact that we are missing one rib and it gets worst. I like research, but I also think that research that is not applied into action is just caca.

So, to help my homy Miguel I've come up with a few applications on how to use the Macho-Caballero scale.

For marketing cars

Caballeros (1 to 4) drive VW Beetles and Mazda Miatas

Machos (6 to 10) drive Hummers with a large phalic symbol in the hood and shinny rims and trim. man like shinny. They like rubbing the knob of the shifter.

For eating

Caballeros watch their diet, exercise and keep it balance

Machos will eat corn pops cereal with a beer and get the surprise toy first.

For sports

Caballeros will occasionally watch and discuss a game.

Machos do not know the months of the year, but are guided by the seasons of sports.

For dating

Caballeros engage women on conversation that is stimulating

Machos will go through a variety of short and long term meaningless relationships only to find out some time that they are alone and be terrified or will meet Pedro, the latino papi that will make them be in touch with their "real" manhood.

For music

Caballeros: will listen to women musicians

Machos: will masturbate to the covers of the cd's those women musicians.